Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Sharing a Laugh

I was cleaning out a closet the other day and came across this 'funny' that I'd clipped from a newsletter several years back. It's not mine to claim, but it always brings a laugh.

A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments.
"My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee," replied another.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," claimed another.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he shook his head.
Then there was a short moment of silence.
"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive!"


Mike said...

Haha! I will remember that the next time I lose patience with elderly drivers! :-)

I dont do that too much :-)

daryl e said...

Oh I am stealing this and sharing it .. :)

david mcmahon said...

Made me smile. Now where did I leave my false teeth and my Zimmer frame?